Can I be excused please?
Can I be excused please?
Published on January 21st, 2009 @ 23:05:30 , using 185 words,
If you're watching (the stats say you are), you'll have to excuse my temporary absence in these parts. Since last Tuesday (not yesterday) I've had a bit of a pig of a cold. Nothing to actually stop me using the PC, but certainly enough to put me that way out and (more so than usual) rather non-communicative. I've variously coughed, sneezed, sweated & shivered over the course of the week, but still it's not entirely gone away. I cannot recall in recent times when I have been capable of producing so much top quality mucus from such a small selection of orifii, not only that but it was the colour of a legal pad. Now that in itself wouldn't be itself, but on a couple of occasions the subject matter was so voluminous that a careless blow resulted in my chest being slimed a la 'Ghostbusters'. If it wasn't so hilariously funny I'd have been quite disgusted with myself - but it was funny. I think things are improving as I said, so I'm hoping that the strange things in the neighbourhood have been restrained.
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