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Can I be excused please?

Can I be excused please?

Written by:Chris of Arabia
Published on January 21st, 2009 @ 23:05:30 , using 185 words,
Posted in General

If you're watching (the stats say you are), you'll have to excuse my temporary absence in these parts. Since last Tuesday (not yesterday) I've had a bit of a pig of a cold. Nothing to actually stop me using the PC, but certainly enough to put me that way out and (more so than usual) rather non-communicative. I've variously coughed, sneezed, sweated & shivered over the course of the week, but still it's not entirely gone away. I cannot recall in recent times when I have been capable of producing so much top quality mucus from such a small selection of orifii, not only that but it was the colour of a legal pad. Now that in itself wouldn't be itself, but on a couple of occasions the subject matter was so voluminous that a careless blow resulted in my chest being slimed a la 'Ghostbusters'. If it wasn't so hilariously funny I'd have been quite disgusted with myself - but it was funny. I think things are improving as I said, so I'm hoping that the strange things in the neighbourhood have been restrained.

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